Our review submissions office received a disturbing letter in the mail several days ago. Illegibly postmarked, the parcel was in dismal condition upon arrival. It appeared to have been water-damaged as well as crumpled and ripped in numerous places. Several specialists were called in to consult, but were unable to reach any definitive conclusions about the author of the letter or its import. We did learn, however, of the existence of a “research facility” (heretofore only hinted at by our consultants) in the northern hemisphere that it could possibly have originated from, although further details were purposefully vague. We were mandated in no uncertain terms to keep the contents in the strictest confidence, but we at Probably Smug feel that what was written has implications vital to all, not just a select few. Therefore, we’ve cleaned up and repaired as best we could the letter itself, and present it to our loyal readers, in all its fevered confusion. The “specimen” under review is identified only as “WRNLRD“, specifically an element of that entity cited as “MASK OF HATE“, though we are still unclear as to what that refers. Please contact us if you have any clues or insight to offer into this mystery!

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